There is almost nothing more difficult than going through a breakup. Whether you are together for two months or thirty years, if you thought she was the one, it may feel like you won’t ever feel the same way again.
Just like no one thinks ill of the dead, when you weren’t expecting the love of your life to walk away, you may be fooling yourself into believing that you are missing more than you really are.
The truth is that girls can either be your best friend or your worst enemy your biggest fantasy or your worst nightmare and all within ten minutes. Moody, emotional, and sometimes sarcastic, if you want to get past missing her, it may involve thinking about all the things that you DIDN’T like about her, instead of all the things that you miss. That way, you can stop the repeating the dreaded thought “I miss my girlfriend” from taking over your mind.
# The excessive questions
Women are not only like a puzzle sometimes, but they also seem to ask more questions than anyone would possibly ever need to know. It was probably like being with a two-year-old in a car!
Do you remember those days when your girlfriend was feeling insecure and met you at the door with “how was your day,” and then a million other questions followed? Yep, sure you do. But you won’t have to deal with that anymore.
# No more time watchIf you said that you were going to be home at 10:00, but got back at 10:20, she would probably punish you in some way.
It was as if her biological clock was more of a time clock, and time was truly of the essence. Take heart, now that she isn’t around, you can come home anytime you want – and no one will care or be waiting with that pissed off look on her face.
# No more chick flicksYou don’t have to spend your weekend nights *or your money* watching a movie that will only have her leaving the theater wishing you could be just as romantic as the guy in the film. Only adventure and horror movies going forward! Yipee!
# No more cyclical monthsShe may have been the one who got her period, but what you got is the silent treatment, a drudge up of an argument from the distant past, or just someone who is pre-pissed for no reason at all. So whenever you’re thinking, “I miss your girlfriend,” think about no more monthly bitchiness to put up with.
# No more makeup on your sink
When you date a woman, you not only have to give up your own style and taste, you have to give up your vanity sink for her cosmetics. No more mascara stuck into the grout. And your toothpaste might not have its cap, but no one cares but you!
# Eat whatever you wantMost girls are all over you about your habits, such as what you eat. If you come home with gas or an upset stomach, there won’t be anyone reminding you like Captain Obvious that you shouldn’t have had dairy or hot wings for lunch. Eat what you want, when you want.
# Guys night any nightSometimes it probably felt like asking your mom if you could have a play date. Now that you are single again, you can go out with the guys anytime you want. Guys night can be every night without anyone waiting at home for you and giving you the third degree when you walk in.
# No more pretending you like things
Remember all the times you had to eat something you didn’t like because she was trying out a new recipe? The good news is that if you don’t like something, you don’t have to suffer through eating it, or facing the consequence. That is definitely one thing that you won’t miss!
# No more bail me out calls
When her car ran out of gas, she forgot her purse, or her tire pops, you are no longer the first on the list of emergency contacts. There will be no more things that you have to add to your already stressful life. She is on her own and has to handle her own problems now.
# No more girl talk
Was there anything worse than when she would invite her single friends out with you, or over to your place for the evening? Like listening to two screaming eagles, when you are with girls who gossip and cackle about other people, you have as much fun as you would if you were sticking needles in your eyes.