Ever wondered if youíre an annoying boyfriend? Well, hereís a list and if you indulge in any of these, rest assured, youíre definitely an annoying boyfriend material. By Rene Marie
Ever considered yourself to be an annoying boyfriend?
Relationships are tricky, but some things are instinctive.
In love, boyfriends can be nice at times and at other times, they can be really annoying.
But seriously, there are a few things that most boyfriends do that are just not excusable at all!
So are you one of them? Here are thirteen stubborn and annoying traits of an annoying boyfriend.
There may be a few more, but these pointers definitely top the most annoying things boyfriends do.
* Take me in the ass
This is just not good. Weíre inviting you through the front door, so why the heck would you try poking your way through the back door?
Remember, an anal bang may seem exciting after watching a lot of porno, but almost all girls hate that kind of thing.
Itís creepy and almost any woman whoís tried it would tell you she feels like rushing to the loo each time you take her by surprise.
Itís scary, knee buckling and just gross. So stop pestering your girlfriend constantly to try new things in bed that could freak her out or even scare her. Deep throat, well, thatís an annoying boyfriend question too!
* Getting drunk on a dateWomen just donít like it when their boyfriend gets zonked out on a date. When you date a woman, remember your chivalry and understand that you have to protect her and take care of her. Drink, but never to the point where you canít drive back home or stand up straight.
When you go clubbing and get wasted like a heap of dung, it scares your girlfriend. The man she loves and trusts to take care of her is unconscious and helpless, and thatís just unacceptable and shattering. Repeat it a few times, and she may leave your annoying ass on the dance floor and go home with someone else!
* When youíre indifferent or rudeWomen hate this about their boyfriends. Most men can be so frustrating at times. Ask a man ìhow do I look?îù and almost always, he says ìnice, yeahÖ umm hmmÖîù or ìhow many times do I have to tell you the same thing?!îù without even looking at his girlfriendís attire for a second! We know weíve asked you how we look the last time we wore the same dress, but seriously, we like to be reassured and critiqued now and then. After all, weíre dressing up to look good in your arms. Canít you help us feel good about ourselves when weíre going out? Is taking a few seconds out to help your girlfriend really too much to ask?
* Girlfriends donít always need a sex machine
Every time we try to kiss you passionately or try to touch you all over, it doesnít always mean we want you to take your clothes off in a flash and diveboard into bed.
We do love a good romp in bed, but sometimes we just want to have a good time feeling you up. Itís not foreplay, itís sexy cuddling and girlfriends like it!
* When you get bored shoppingWe understand that you take five minutes to pick an entire ensemble. Yeah, go nominate yourself for a world record. But you do understand that your girlfriend takes way longer than that, donít you? So why is it always a surprise when you go shopping for more than a couple of hours with your girlfriend?
We donít invite you to shop with us all the time, but on the rare occasion that we do invite you, do play nice. Weíll definitely give you a treat for being nice later!
* Exchanging glances with other girlsNow donít get me wrong, your girlfriend doesnít really care if you stare at another girl when youíre all by yourself. She may exchange glances at guys when sheís alone too.
But when youíre around your girlfriend, learn to respect her by not straying your eyes on every cleavage or butt that presents itself in front of you. Most guys just canít restrict their ogling eyes even when theyíre around their girlfriend and try exchanging glances with some other girl. Thatís demeaning to girlfriends, and makes us feel insecure. After all, if you can stare hard at other girls in front of your girlfriend, who knows what youíd do behind her back? Now thatís definitely an annoying boyfriend trait.
* When you ask, but donít listenDo you really take your girlfriend seriously, and think sheís capable of giving you the right advice? Girls hate it when their boyfriends ask for advice, and then drift away, look lost or make up their own mind without even thinking about what their girlfriend has been talking about. Youíd listen to your guy friends, so why do you assume your girlfriend is incapable of giving you a good solution to your problem?
Straight answer, ask us a question and listen to us when we answer it. Or just donít ask us for our opinion! We really donít like advising a damn wall.
* Flirting with your girlfriendís friends
We know men canít resist flirting with a good looking girl. And your girlfriend does know when youíre flirting with one of her friends. Firstly, youíre being a jerk when you do that.
* When youíre being a sexist
Men have epic egos, we understand that. But man up and accept that your girlfriend can be an achiever too. If she ever gets a promotion, do you tell her itís because sheís sexy or because her boss likes her?
And secondly, when weíre trying to make a point or argue with you, donít call us a drama queen or ask us whether itís that time of the month. Thatís just you being a sexist. If you canít win a fight, donít use a low blow.
* Comparing your girlfriend to someone else
We hate it when you compare us out of the blue to your ex or even one of our friends. ìWhy canít you dress up like your friend Suzy?îù, ìMy ex used to do that for me all the timeÖîù, ìYou know, my friend Kat is so much more understanding that you areÖîù
Now that kind of a conversation is never going to end well. And your girlfriend will just have one answer for you. Then go the f**k out with her! And yeah, thatís the last thing youíll hear from her until you apologize.
* When you donít take care of your girlfriendWhen men get ill, they may be capable of dragging themselves into bed and lying low until they feel better. But it doesnít work that way with women. We need and absolutely love a lot of TLC.
If youíre ever nursing your girlfriend back to good health, try to be nice around her. Girls hate it when their boyfriends say theyíll hang out with them and start to act cranky after an hour. When youíre spending time with a sick girlfriend, donít neglect her completely and stare mesmerized at the television, donít roll your eyes when she asks you for more tissues or a foot rub, and definitely donít get grumpy or grumble when she asks you for a second bowl of soup.
* Boyfriends who love to postpone chores
One of the strangest things about guys is their ability to sink into a comfy couch and become a part of the furniture within minutes. And once a guy is comfortable on a couch, itís almost impossible to drag him out, for any reason whatsoever!
And when a girl gives her boyfriend any chore or requests him to do anything, he assures her that heíll do it in a bit, and that never really happens. If you canít participate in any chores around the house or even pick up after yourself after dirtying the entire living room, go back to your *bachelor pad* and build a beer pyramid. Why the heck would you annoy your girlfriend by being a lethargic walrus?
* The angry boyfriend and his shortcomingsGirls hate annoying boyfriends who blame their shortcomings on their girlfriend. Itís pathetic and really irritating. Ever lost your way and blamed your girlfriend because she didnít give you the right directions? Suffered a stomach ache and blamed your girlfriend because she chose the restaurant? Or my personal favorite, lost your erection and got limp in bed in the middle of a sexual romp and blamed your girlfriend because she wasnít into it?