Worse are the people who don't realize what they are even ordering… so let's be clear. In a Long Island iced tea, you're getting every cheap, clear liquor from the bar's speed rail — vodka, gin, rum, tequila, and triple sec. Add to that a splash of cola, and some sour mix. That's it. Notice what it doesn't have? Iced tea. If you're that determined to get wasted, order a bourbon neat and a beer chaser. At least you'll look cool drinking it.