Men - Take A Chill Pill

On the spectrum of who cares about his last name I just want to bone him to looking for my soulmate, all my girlfriends are still perched exactly where they chose to be. Dear Men you need to stop thinking these dumb things about women. Here`s a list of things that men need to overlook at-

We want to marry you.

Cannot. Overstate. This. Seriously. Only your mum thinks of you as an irresistible bachelor. Every time you`re inclined to tell women "this isn`t shaadi.com"; in your bio, just remember that somewhere close by, a woman`s sipping wine, wondering who would marry this thing. We`re cruel, when given unsolicited advice.

Your impressive wolf pack.

What you`re showing: your popularity with the bros. What we`re thinking: this is a circle jerk and you`re the pivot man.

Beard and handlebar moustache will get you laid.

Not unless you`re Ranveer Singh, it won`t. Yes, most of us dig facial hair, but spellings on steroids, emoji exuberance and general inanity will still get you unmatched faster than you can twirl `em whiskers.