10 Reasons Why Is It Better To Be A Woman

Do you know why word she starts with a shhh? It is because the female manifestation was created with a sensual whisper.

We live in the 21st century, but women are still mysterious creatures—at least for most men on the planet. Many artists who have adored women’s beauty have said that there is no greater muse than a woman’s soul.

Poets know thousands of words, but they always miss the one word that perfectly describes a female. All of the artistic pieces in the world could not put all the pieces of a woman’s heart together, and create a clear image of what it feels like to be female. An experienced woman can see things that will always be hidden from men.

When a man falls in love with a woman, she stops being an ordinary human being. She becomes either an angel or a devil. And who can put it better than Casanova, who when he was dying, said he was not sorry to leave this earth, but he was sorry to leave beautiful women behind.

# Women are more likely to be forgiven when they are bad drivers

Everyone expects a woman to be kind of lost in traffic. A woman can park on a hydrant and not get a ticket.

# Women can have more orgasms

In fact, women have three different types of orgasms, while men only have one. After an orgasm, a woman doesn’t need to take a short break for another one; she is ready to go immediately. On the other hand, a man’s libido is not up to such a task. Man’s orgasm needs an erection, while woman’s orgasm needs only the imagination.

# Women don’t have to touch their genitalia in public in order to put them in a more comfortable position

Sometimes, a man needs to dig deep in his pants, even if he is standing in the middle of the highly-crowded Times Square. Women are not forced to act so brutishly.

# PMS is the ultimate excuse, and it serves as a bonus ticket for emotional rollercoasters

PMS is like sending an angry SMS with a happy emoji. Even though it is a hormonal bungee jump, women know how to use it as a safety belt. “It’s not me, it’s my PMS.” On the other hand, men don’t have to go through all the physical pain every month. Chalk this one up as a tie.

# They don’t have to worry about getting bald once they pass 30

Baldness is an act of torture for more than 70% of men who have passed 30. Also, women tend to take better care of their hair. They can have more fun with it, change the color every time they have an existential crisis, or get a new haircut when they want to have fun with their visual identity. Women get to play the chameleon.

# Faking orgasms is a woman’s best friend

Men don’t have this privilege, because their orgasm comes with a white flag. A woman knows when a man’s libido surrenders. It is not polite to ask a woman if she has had an orgasm, in the same way it is not cool to ask her about her period. Every woman is a damn *porn* star, whether she came or not.

# Women sweat less than men

Until a man decides to make her the sweatiest person alive, that is.

# Women live longer

No woman should be afraid of dying after her husband. She should be afraid of wasting her life by being with her husband.

# Being daddy’s little girl is much better than being a mommy’s son

It just is. The Oedipal Complex usually makes the relationship more complicated, while Electra’s complex can electrify it.