7 Signs To Look In Yourself That Tell You Are A Bitch

Are you a bitch? Let’s face it, everyone is at some point or another, right? I mean, who wouldn’t cop an attitude if they had blood draining from their genitals and cramps that have you practically paying rent to a heating pad? That being said, there’s a huge difference between a period-bitch and a mean bitch. There’s totally a chance you’re a bitch and a mean girl in disguise, and you just haven’t realized it yet!

If you think the term “bitch” only refers to high school girls aiming their anger at boys, you’re dead wrong. Bitchiness has transcended your typical high school halls and now follows women everywhere, even well into their career lives, charging men and fellow females along the way.

# You are the False Compliment Queen

We’ve all seen Mean Girls. Do you find yourself telling your colleague how great her eyeliner looks, or what a fabulous necklace she’s wearing, when what you really meant was, “What were you thinking?”

A playful cousin of the False Compliment Queen is the girl who refuses to compliment. Does your friend’s latest Instagram post make her look like a sexual goddess, yet you can’t even bring yourself to double-tap? If you partake in these bitchy faux compliments, you need to check yourself!

# You take secret joy in other’s misfortunes even your own friend’s

Imagine that your skinny, blonde, stunningly beautiful BFF and her perfect-on-paper boyfriend suddenly split. She calls you crying, and you can’t help but feel a smile forming in the corner of your lips. Why? Because you are a secret bitch who takes pleasure in other people’s pain.

# You’re constantly correcting people

There are several correcting behaviors that only bitches do, and they’re all equally annoying. For example, you correct your friends even when you know full well what they meant to say. Why bother interrupting your girl just to nitpick? Another nasty habit is constantly criticizing your friends about their life choices, all while ignoring all of your own bad decisions.

# Friends joke that you have resting bitch face but they’re 100% serious

Negativity is a real downer, and if your friends keep joking that you have a case of the R.B.F., you may just be the Negative Nancy of the bunch.

If you hang out at social events and always have time to bitch about it afterwards, you might want to rethink your attitude and try a smile for once. Nobody likes a critic, and nobody likes a bitch, either!

# You keep scandalous evidence, just not your own

Bitches keep records, and we don’t mean the musical kind. Do you have folders on your phone dedicated to scandalous photos or misdeeds of your friends, family, or former lovers? Bitches don’t let it go, and they always have the evidence for blackmailing. Scale back the bitchiness by deleting your stash and learning to forgive and forget!

# Your friends are afraid of you

If your friends know that when you say, “What do you think, honestly?” you absolutely mean, “Tell me exactly what I want to hear, or you’re dead,” then you, my friend, may be riding high in bitch town. Only bitches make their friends afraid of them.

# Check your emojis

One way to see what kind of a bitch you’re being is to check your list of recently used emojis. Sweet girl emojis include the smiley, winky face, hearts, kissy face, cherries, and so on. The bitch? Her top emojis will definitely be the nail polish, glass of wine, party favor, girl with her hand up *like yeah, whatever*, and both the clapping hands and the thumbs-up icons *used sarcastically, of course*.