7 Spicy Dares You Can Text Your Man At Work

Men like sexual jokes in general when they are from their wives. Don't expect to send a random guy you are interested in sexual dares and he will reciprocate. Sending sexual dares is a delicate thing. If you send it to your husband the right way, it will increase your intimacy and help your marriage. However, if you don't know your limit and push it too far, you will only get negative results.

Sexual dares are a fun way for couples to try and to make them bond. For a lot of couples, you don't get to see each other all day. When you are apart, a sexual dare can help you connect.

# Challenge him to take his clothes off in the toilet and do sexy dances

Who can resist a sexy dance move? Challenge him to take a break at work and head to the bathroom and start stripping! Take off his clothes slowly, play music together if possible, while dancing like there's no tomorrow. He might want to watch some of Magic Mike's moves before this.

This is a fun challenge and not as easy to get caught if he does it in a bathroom stall spacious enough and there aren't that many people. It is one of the easiest dares as you are not expected to be seen and less likely to get caught. Even if someone finds you dancing in the toilet, it's not as embarrassing as he can always pretend to be practicing for something.

# Eat a banana sexually in the pantry

This is a spicy one. People come and go in the pantry so it's exciting for your husband to try and do that while focusing on not getting caught. Tell him to live stream it if possible. If not, make it a whole performance. If he stops for whatever reasons mid-way. He has to start again.

# Read a children's book in a sexual tone in his (home) office

Some people like taking coffee in their break, well, some others like to read children's books in a sexual tone. Tell your husband to pick up a kiddy book and read everything as if it's sexy. This will make a good laugh for the wife to see how the husband is trying to keep up a straight face in case other workers overhear how he is reading a children's book out loud.

# Make some sexual sounds during a meeting casually

Record himself to make some sexy sounds as he would during sex in a meeting and pretend it to be something else. This is very tricky so it depends on how smart he is to play it well. He can either make a joke out of himself and be a master in sexual dares.

# Find a quiet corner in the office to take a dick pic to you while no one is watching

Make sure there's no security camera first! Then tell him to quickly take a dick pic when no one is watching and snap it to you. Remember, he better be smart about it. If he gets caught, it will take a lot of explaining.

# Get something from the fridge and do a sexual art with it

Let's hope there's not a whole pineapple in the fridge...And that he has his own room. It is a fun dare as it depends on what options he has available so it will be interesting to see how he improvises.

# Pretend to be having sex with you in his room

Let him film a one-minute clip pretending to be having sex with you while at work. His imagination has to be wild and he has to be doing a convincing performance. Let's see if his face matches the cum face he makes when he is with you!