8 Ways To Tease Him And Leave Him Horny

We men are fairly predictable animals and, fortunately, for you ladies, are nowhere near as difficult to read or interpret. And this extends to the sexual stimuli which really gets us going. Whether professors or refuse collectors, pro sports stars or store assistants, you can bet there are at least six or seven entries from the following list that is bound to get your guy going.

This list isn’t meant for bedroom activities, but for the hours leading up to them. These entries are meant to be used on a date, in the bar, in a restaurant, or even on public transport as you attempt to secure the affections of that handsome chap who always sits opposite you.

# Sext it up

Why wait until the actual occasion? If you’re already in a relationship and going out that evening, send a few naughty text messages to get your guy horny before he even sees you. The perfect groundwork to a successfully horny evening.

# Dress to your best

The things that attract the opposite sex are those things which are unique to your gender, so make the most of them. Full hips, large breasts, long legs, narrow waists, and round buttocks are all areas that the male’s sexual attention is focused upon, so whatever your particular physical strengths, make sure you dress to make the most of them. Then just sit back and watch him rise to the occasion!

# Dirty flirty

Not everyone is an expert at the humble flirt, the art of innocuously inserting innuendo into normal conversation, but this tease trick is definitely worth learning to get your guy hot under the collar.

# The common tongue

The tongue is so suggestive of sex, and you can use it in many different ways to get your guy horny. Licking your lips, the rim of your glass, your fingers… any one of these will have him horny as hell.

# The quick change

This needs a bit of prep, but if he’s picking you up from your place, pretend to have a change of heart over your clothes and do a quick change in front of him to give a little extra glimpse of flesh he wasn’t expecting. Super tease territory.

# Something lacy

One of the most tried and tested ways of getting a guy horny is to adopt a little sexy lingerie for the evening. And this isn’t the sole territory of the bedroom. A revealing glimpse of stocking top or bra can have a devastating effect.

# Flash dance

Few things are sexier than seeing a women gyrating on the dance floor and putting her curves to effective use. Use this tip to tease the whole room into distraction.

# Miss wet t-shirt

A bit of a difficult one to prepare, but if you’re in a scenario where there is likely to be water being thrown around—a summer party, theme park, water park, etc.—make sure your clothes will be as revealing when wet as possible. This’ll have your guy with his tongue hanging out.