9 Horrifying Kisses To Avoid At All Costs

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they kiss. A kiss can express a lot of things, and it is the sweetest prelude to a moment that can potentially change your life… or just give you the most amazing night.

But a lot of things can also go wrong with a kiss, especially a horridly disgusting one. You may even know this based on experience, as many women may have experienced one bad kiss at some point in their lives. And if you haven’t… well… lucky you!

# Wide-open-mouth kiss

This type of kisser doesn’t know what he’s getting into. Or maybe he’s really just into it. BUT… it’s so wrong! He just goes all out for it and barely comes up for air. Maybe he thinks kissing is about opening his mouth and moving his head around and around over you.

# Closed-mouth kiss

Another no-no is this what-the-hell kiss. If you happen to encounter this kisser, you’ll be frustrated by how he keeps his mouth closed all the time, like he’s disgusted with what’s happening or maybe he just doesn’t want to kiss you at all.

# Pecking kiss

This kisser seems to think he’s a bird—Woody Woodpecker, perhaps. His pucker is actually a pecker, all over your face in the most unflattering, unsexy way.

# Slobber kiss

This kisser seems to just have a lot of spit… always. You know you’re with a slobber kisser when you feel dirty and wet afterwards but not in a sexy way. At all. A slobber kisser will kiss you all over and leave gross, slimy trails of spit on your face that you can’t wait to wipe off before you run for the hills.

# Too-much-biting kiss

Biting can be sexy, but if a guy bites you to the point that you bleed and you get swollen lips afterwards, then he may be a vampire you’ve really got to stay away from. If you feel like you’ve been bitten by a savage animal after a kiss, you either have to give this guy a lesson on kissing or a lesson on not getting near you again.

# Tongue-sucking kiss

Tongue sucking can be kinky and hot but only to a certain extent. If you find yourself sticking out your tongue while he sucks on it like a baby or animal trying to clean it or glean sustenance, that’s just weird. That kiss isn’t really about you or pleasing you—it’s about how your tongue tastes like the last meal you ate… or he may have a tongue fetish.

# Limp-tongue kiss

While there are kisses that will make the hair on your neck stand out, there are also those that are just so. damn. boring. Case in point: the limp-tongue kiss. There you are, all hot and heavy as your lips touch, and then his tongue just lies limp. It’s like kissing a dead fish. You stop and you wonder what happened to him *Is he sick or something?*. Then, sadly, you tell yourself you’re never going to see this guy again.

# Bad breath kiss

Perhaps nothing is worse when it comes to kissing than kissing someone who has awful breath. Sure, he could be on top of your list of most eligible bachelors, but if his breath smells stinky, then show him the door—but not before you give him some mints so he gets the hint, for the sake of all the other girls and the rest of humanity.

# Ear-cleaner kiss

The ears are powerfully erogenous. There’s something about a whisper, a light touch, or a soft kiss on the ear that can instantly turn you on. However, there are people who go overboard. If his slithering tongue is all over the crevices of your ear and you feel like you have a thick, slimy Q-tip cleaning your ear canal, push him off and tell him to put his tongue away.